Hi, table for two, please.
Sure, and your name.
And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do, but before we give them to you, can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Can you show us Brad’s vaccination card?
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um… Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great.